How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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