Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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