two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
