God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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