watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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