he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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