is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
