I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't make out with my wife yet
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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