I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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