I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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