Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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