While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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