You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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