Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My vagina is officially offended.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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