$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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