I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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