I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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