White coat. Heels.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she looked like the before picture.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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