Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The power of my boobs compel you
did i just pee glitter
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Couch. On fire.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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