I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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