Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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