yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
