walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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