69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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