this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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