so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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