i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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