she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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