he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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