he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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