were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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