Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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