What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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