i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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