remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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