I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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