It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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