Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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