things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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