I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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