My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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