so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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