sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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