how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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