I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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