I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think I just sharted jello shots
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