I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I currently don't understand fingers.
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