i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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