And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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