Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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