Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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