It's like God shit irony all over that family
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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