Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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