ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
